Hoo-boy! Here’s something perversely unique for all you overgrown kiddies out there: dirty cartoons. Hell, make that down-and-out, full-throttle pornographic cartoons. And what a goddamn bizarre spectacle it is!
Snow White gets it on with six tiny elves. Realty tiny elves. So tiny that two of them fuck her at the same time. One of them even falls inside and is almost killed by the artificially-enlarged crank of an elf that inflates his pecker with a bicycle pump. They’re just one segment of The Funky World of Adult Cartoons which also has a sordid tale about a sheik with a schlong that doesn’t work so he builds a sex machine for his beautiful, horny girls (who are very well drawn I might add). There’s also a bathing beauty who’s fucked by a frog, African natives having jungle sex, monkeys fucking, trees fucking (trees?!!!), and a horny little french guy who fucks a nun with his cross-like crank!
A king whose royal putz is too tiny to work is suddenly able to plow all his artistically-sketched castle damsels when a wizard gives him The Magic Codpiece... Paleolithic Pornograffiti is about a prehistoric man who learns how to whack, is shown how to fuck, and sets out to try...The Further Adventures of Super Screwfeatures a nebbish with such a big dick that it drags behind him, gets bitten by a dog, and is run over by a truck. An operation reduces it to a more normal size and, after fucking a nurse, he tries to fuck a gorilla. The gorilla fucks him instead so the guy goes back to the hospital, gets his big dick back, and jams it up the ape’s ass until it pops out of the monkey’s mouth. The End.
Pussy Fresh prevents "cunt stench." After watching a commercial for it on TV, a gal is sexually molested by a bunch of vegetables. Yes. They come right out of her fridge... Made sometime between 1928 and 1933, Buried Treasure stars Eveready Hardon whose penis gets bitten by a crab, gets caught up an old coot’s butt, duels with a farmer’s dick, falls into cactus, and gets licked by a cow. It’s a stag-film classic... And Prince Dirkis a deformed guy with no arms or legs and a big nose who looks like a pecker and balls. He’s forced to suck a king’s dick, is glued to the groin of a eunuch who fucks harem girls, is captured by a lesbian pirate, is flushed down a toilet, and also happens to start a sexual revolution. In a world of far-out cartoons, it may be the most far-outtest.
Plus a trailer for the Erotic Cartoon Festival, as well as LENNY BRUCE’s brilliant Thank You Mask Man. Though not visually pornographic Mask Man’s language was definitely X-rated when it was made back in 1968. It’s also easily the best of the bunch.
I’d also like to state for the record that it’s very weird — actually, it’s downright disturbing — watching cartoon characters suck and fuck and discharge semen. I’m gonna have a lot of trouble next time I see Betty Boop.
— Handsome Harry Archer
Trailer views: 3894
SKU: 37377
Format: DVD-R
Year: 1928 - 1970s
Color: Color and B&W
Starring: Lenny Bruce